The Muscles from Brussels

JCVD: Jean-Claude Van Damme as... Jean-Claude Van Damme.

Released in France, May 2008 / DVD release here in April (fingers crossed).

A satire of his own action star career, Van Damme ironically plays himself in a comeback about, well...himself. The glamour is gone, finances and battles over child custody have taken over. A comeback about no comeback? A comeback as a comeback? He becomes a metaphor for himself, which is reason enough to check it out.

Plus it's in French. Always a good sign.